That’s so vanilla!

Firstly. I do love Fifty Shades.  Sure, it is badly written. The grammar considering it’s a published book (Don’t editors do that business??), it is very repetitive and clearly written by an amateur.. But who cares? It has a good base for my taste!

However, since the book I’ve been bombarded with people, friends and such saying how fantastic it is, how its opened their eyes to kinky fuckery. There was even a TV show tonight.. Sex Story: Fifty Shades of Grey or something about that. It’s a documentary about BDSM in correlation to Fifty Shades from what I gather from facebook and family.. I watched five minutes and turned it off.

BDSM is not a new thing. Come on people!  I’m not totally into it as much as some however, before I read the book I’ve been into that kind of thing. I’m a sub when it comes down to it.. I admit it. I like all the kinky fuckery, I’ve tried pretty much everything in the book..I ranted tonight on facebook at the silly people making a drama out of it. Because seriously? Just try it. But most of them won’t. God knows why.

Nothing else really to add.. Answer me, did fifty shades open your eyes?


We aim to please

I’ve spent a long time single now and so naturally I dream of Prince Charming (ok ok Mr Christian Grey) coming in and whipping me into shape.
Why the bloody hell do I?

I’ve spend a week and a half with my friend and her fiance. And I do believe in my dreamy state I forget how damn annoyed men make me feel.
I’ve heard the arguements I forgot about, been told of things, witnessed what I forgot about men. God help me! I don’t think I could ever live with a man never mind be in one of those… What do you call them?… Ahh relationships, with a man.

Of course I do miss the intimacy, yes I admit I miss a good hard pounding. Did a female really just say that?! I would love very much to be bossed around by Mr Grey. Although it isn’t just from the book. I mean, I tried to force my ex to man up – even told him to man up as I wanted a real man who could take control.. I promise his face would just hilarious.

Update on hot Aussie hunt: I’ve seen total of  10 since 2nd july. However of the three I spoke two one is married and the other two were in a nightclub..

Book Club.

I hope to achieve 100 books read in 2012. I think I am doing a pretty good job of it so far. Since 1st Jan 2012 I have read the following – in no particular order.

  1. The Hunger Games – Suzanne Collins
  2. The Hunger Games – Catching Fire – Suzanne Collins
  3. The Hunger Games – Mockingjay – Suzanne Collins
  4. Fifty Shades of Grey – E.L. James.
  5. Fifty Shades Darker – E.L. James.
  6. Fifty Shades Freed – E.L. James.
  7. Trouble with Spells – Lacey Weatherford
  8. The Demon Kiss – Lacey Weatherford
  9. The Posession of Souls – Lacey Weatherford
  10. The Dark Rising – Lacey Weatherford
  11. Blood of the Witch – Lacey Weatherford
  12. Bound by the Vampire – Chloe Hart
  13. Morganville Vampires 1 – Rachel Caine
  14. Morganville Vampires 2 – Rachel Caine
  15. Morganville Vampires 3 – Rachel Caine
  16. Morganville Vampires 4 – Rachel Caine
  17. Morganville Vampires 5 – Rachel Caine
  18. Morganville Vampires 6 – Rachel Caine
  19. Morganville Vampires 7 – Rachel Caine
  20. Morganville Vampires 10 – Rachel Caine
  21. Morganville Vampires 11 – Rachel Caine
  22. Morganville Vampires 12 – Rachel Caine
  23. The Vampire Journals 1 – Morgan Rice
  24. The Vampire Journals 2 – Morgan Rice
  25. The Vampire Journals 3 – Morgan Rice
  26. The Vampire Journals 4 – Morgan Rice
  27. Her Vampire Husband – Michele Hauf
  28. Love… from both sides – Nick Spalding
  29. Darren Shan Saga 1 – Darren Shan
  30. Darren Shan Saga 2 – Darren Shan
  31. Darren Shan Saga 3 – Darren Shan
  32. Darren Shan Saga 4 – Darren Shan
  33. Darren Shan Saga 5 – Darren Shan
  34. Darren Shan Saga 6 – Darren Shan
  35. Darren Shan Saga 7 – Darren Shan
  36. Darren Shan Saga 8 – Darren Shan
  37. Darren Shan Saga 9 – Darren Shan
  38. Darren Shan Saga 10 – Darren Shan
  39. Darren Shan Saga 11 – Darren Shan
  40. Darren Shan Saga 12 – Darren Shan
  41. Taming the Vampire – Chloe Hart
  42. My sisters keeper – Jodi Picoult
  43. The other side of Truth- Beverly Naidoo
  44. Will you still love me – Claudia Carroll
  45. Thirst (Ava Delaney 1) – Claire Farrell
  46. Taunt (Ava Delaney 2) – Clair Farrell