Firstly. I do love Fifty Shades. Sure, it is badly written. The grammar considering it’s a published book (Don’t editors do that business??), it is very repetitive and clearly written by an amateur.. But who cares? It has a good base for my taste!
However, since the book I’ve been bombarded with people, friends and such saying how fantastic it is, how its opened their eyes to kinky fuckery. There was even a TV show tonight.. Sex Story: Fifty Shades of Grey or something about that. It’s a documentary about BDSM in correlation to Fifty Shades from what I gather from facebook and family.. I watched five minutes and turned it off.
BDSM is not a new thing. Come on people! I’m not totally into it as much as some however, before I read the book I’ve been into that kind of thing. I’m a sub when it comes down to it.. I admit it. I like all the kinky fuckery, I’ve tried pretty much everything in the book..I ranted tonight on facebook at the silly people making a drama out of it. Because seriously? Just try it. But most of them won’t. God knows why.
Nothing else really to add.. Answer me, did fifty shades open your eyes?
I’ve spent a long time single now and so naturally I dream of Prince Charming (ok ok Mr Christian Grey) coming in and whipping me into shape.
Why the bloody hell do I?
I’ve spend a week and a half with my friend and her fiance. And I do believe in my dreamy state I forget how damn annoyed men make me feel.
I’ve heard the arguements I forgot about, been told of things, witnessed what I forgot about men. God help me! I don’t think I could ever live with a man never mind be in one of those… What do you call them?… Ahh relationships, with a man.
Of course I do miss the intimacy, yes I admit I miss a good hard pounding. Did a female really just say that?! I would love very much to be bossed around by Mr Grey. Although it isn’t just from the book. I mean, I tried to force my ex to man up – even told him to man up as I wanted a real man who could take control.. I promise his face would just hilarious.
Update on hot Aussie hunt: I’ve seen total of 10 since 2nd july. However of the three I spoke two one is married and the other two were in a nightclub..