We aim to please

I’ve spent a long time single now and so naturally I dream of Prince Charming (ok ok Mr Christian Grey) coming in and whipping me into shape.
Why the bloody hell do I?

I’ve spend a week and a half with my friend and her fiance. And I do believe in my dreamy state I forget how damn annoyed men make me feel.
I’ve heard the arguements I forgot about, been told of things, witnessed what I forgot about men. God help me! I don’t think I could ever live with a man never mind be in one of those… What do you call them?… Ahh relationships, with a man.

Of course I do miss the intimacy, yes I admit I miss a good hard pounding. Did a female really just say that?! I would love very much to be bossed around by Mr Grey. Although it isn’t just from the book. I mean, I tried to force my ex to man up – even told him to man up as I wanted a real man who could take control.. I promise his face would just hilarious.

Update on hot Aussie hunt: I’ve seen total of  10 since 2nd july. However of the three I spoke two one is married and the other two were in a nightclub..

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